LITTLE BASTARD...

So, I ran into an old friend yesterday. Amongst the idle chatter and shit talk, he informs me that we are playing the 'mini' version of BASTARDFEST. I inform him that he's a deluded fuck head and that by no stretch of the imagination would i have said yes to playing a 'mini' anything.

                          ...He pulls out his iphone, gets on Safari and shows me the above...
                                                                 ...nice logo BTW.